Wisdom of another sort…

Some insights to  Wisdom

  • Old age is the number-one killer in the world.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Give a person a fish and feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months and maybe years.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospital dying of nothing!
  • We should all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • In the ’60s people took drugs to make the world weird. Now they take Prozac to make it normal.
  • The new worry about old age is that it doesn’t last long enough.
  • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves; they will never cease to be amused.
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